Top 10 Reasons to Buy a New Car
It might be time to buy a new car if...
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- You have a separate weekly garbage pickup for your empty oil containers
- Hitchhikers shake their heads and wave you past
- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel
- You always lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a skateboard
- There are small animals living somewhere in your trunk
- A car thief leaves you a sympathy card with some money tucked inside
- The classified ad salesperson says, "I've seen your car. This is a joke, right?"
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
- While you're sitting at a stoplight, people run up and ask if anyone was hurt
- Traffic reporters on the radio refer to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups
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